December 2011
55 posts
im-a-walking-paradox:
Sam from iCarly could get the DICK
Lmaooooo hell no.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
I consumed
1,320 calories on my lunch break. That’s not counting the XL soda. I’m taking advantage of this metabolism while I can, I don’t give a fuck.
I got some ink done the other day,
It fucking hurt.
3 tags
mariahxbrianne asked: I'm not gonna argue with you. I can get the papers as proof if I want to. Tell me why you're mad though? Is it because all the bands you praise like Jesus are my actual friends that'll fuck you up when I say the word? I obviously have a life, you're the one who started some shit you can't even back up AT ALL. Yea, I definitely 'stalked' him hahaha k. You're...
You wanted to ruin my life, well congrats. Everything is fucked up now.
h4shley:
Christopher & Ashley <3 Forever...
Man,
I don’t need this. My life was fucking perfect until yesterday. I’m tired of dealing with this. The past is in the past. I’m happy with my present life and looking forward to my future. I just want to go home, get into my bed with Alexis, and watch King of the Hill. And play Mario Kart with her. That makes me happiest.
This is my
666th post.
mariahxbrianne asked: Lol, okay. What's also funny, is that as soon as Dee and I broke up, YOU HAD NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT ME. I faked a pregnancy, Robert, really? Why the FUCK would I fake some shit like that, and honestly HOW do you fake something like that? So don't point the finger. You opened your mouth about me a LONG time ago, so don't even sit there and expect me to not defend myself. And the...
mariahxbrianne asked: GNR! Hahaha cos I need to prove a damn thing to YOU. How don't you get that Dee has nothing to do with this, AT ALL. I got over him a long ass fucking time ago. It's been over 2 years and I'm HAPPILY in a great relationship that a meaningless high school relationship doesn't even compare to. Honestly, what do you expect when you CHEAT ON SOMEONE, claim to love them and then get...
Damn,
These santa ana wind fucked up my yard! And my neighbor’s lemon tree was uprooted haha. Southern California is getting fucked right now.
mariahxbrianne asked: Better yet, what's your address though? Unlike you, I can say some shit in person if you wanna be a little pussy and talk shit on fucking TUMBLR.